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Bowing to the Highest Bidder

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Supermarket News is reporting that Harris Teeter has been outbid by a private equity firm in its quest to acquire Ukrops Supermarkets. This is an interesting development, as Harris Teeter seemed a natural fit to take over the now struggling, family-run grocer.

Additionally, private equity firms are not generally known for having a gentle touch, which would add additional uncertainty for Ukrop’s employees and their communities.

Harris Teeter, the un-named private equity firm, and other stakeholders should also consider contacting the Office of Thrift Supervision to see why Q2 financial information on Ukrops’ Supermarkets was withheld from First Market Bank’s recent federal filing. Ukrops, as a holding company for First Market Bank, is required to disclose financial metrics such as earnings and debt load in quarterly filings with its banking regulator. The Q1 filing showed that Ukrops was barely profitable and operating under a staggering debt load of nearly $100 million.

More on this as it develops.

The Answers From CenterStage

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

Don here. When Eagle Eyes and I submitted our “Twenty Questions” to CenterStage earlier in the summer, I thought we were being very easy on them.

We didn’t ask about an artists endowment — there isn’t one — or the rumors that ticket sales for the CenterStage grand opening weekend have been slow. And we didn’t ask why there is so little of substance announced on the initial event schedule (BTW: Bringing in The Oak Ridge Boys is actually a good idea. In the context of a full and diverse schedule of events, that is. So where’s the rest? Or is this it?)

We didn’t ask about the parking situation, although there seems to be some problems there too. And we didn’t press too hard on how the Foundation intends to respect the history (ahem!) of the historic Richmond theatres they’ve been handed the keys to, and given considerable public subsidy to oversee and to safeguard. Perhaps, in light of recent events, we should have.

[Incidentally, it's always worth reminding people that this project is, was and will be funded by public tax dollars. So anyone who tries to tell you that CenterStage, or RPAC, or VAPAF — whatever you want to call them — should be able to do with its "history" what it wants — like a private company reworking a new sales brochure — has an awfully broad and somewhat shitty view of both history and what it means to be a leader in the public trust.]

No, we didn’t press Jeff and Jay at Capital Results PR (who officially handled our inquiries about the project — thanks guys!) about such things as the lack of an artistic director — we assumed there would be one. After all, wasn’t there a guy named Joel Katz? And didn’t he run the Carpenter Center successfully for ten years with very little city subsidy? He was fired for truth-telling too.

Why does having an artistic director — a “vision” — matter? Let’s take a look at a reputable arts venue named CenterStage — Baltimore’s CenterStage — which does not take city tax dollars and is overseen by a staff that includes a seasoned artistic director. If you want a good example closer to home, take a look at the diverse international arts programs that the director of The American Theatre in Hampton, Michael Curry, brings to Tidewater each season in a former second-run movie house (click here for the 2009-10 schedule).

Gee, let’s get even closer than that. Think of Kathy Panoff and what she accomplished in building UR’s Modlin Center.

Make no mistake, folks. This stuff matters. You can’t pass your programming and your artistic direction off to a hockey arena promoter (in this case, SMG) and expect to have a “world class performing arts center.” It just doesn’t compute.

Anyway, we promised the boys at Capital Results that we would print their official answers “as is” with a very minimum of linking and editorializing. But forgive us for pointing out facts when the answers fail to do so, and please allow us the opportunity to tell you why some of these questions might just be a wee bit important, and especially to those people who say they support this thing and want it to work.

There was also one “followup” question that we are still a little unclear about.

But you’ll read all about it… as you wade through…

[Cue trumpets, or "Elvira" — your pick]

The Answers From CenterStage.

And for those of you coming in late to the CenterStage / Virginia Performing Arts Center story, feel free to plunder our archives. And start asking your own questions. After all, you are paying for this particular “serious fun,” whether you like it or not.

Can’t Rewrite History

Saturday, August 8th, 2009

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Hilarious article by Will Jones in today’s RTD covering the feud between the Centerstage Foundation and the journalist it hired to write the project’s definitive history. It seems seeing the truth in the printed word was too much for Foundation officials.


The tale of Richmond CenterStage, from its origin as Loew’s Theatre to Richmond’s “most significant — and costliest — arts initiative,” will not be told by the writer originally commissioned for the project.

The CenterStage Foundation killed plans to publish “Richmond CenterStage: A Dream Fulfilled” after author Roy Proctor refused to do additional research and to rewrite his draft to downplay controversies over the $73.5 million project.

“I could not possibly have adhered to those things because I would have been falsifying history on a monumental scale,” said Proctor, who retired in 2004 as an arts writer and critic for the Richmond Times-Dispatch.

The Foundation’s if you can’t make it happen, make it up attitude is summed up by board member Sue Fitz-Hugh who helpfully admits, “We didn’t hire him as a journalist…We hired him as an author.” Perhaps Nick Naylor is available.

You should read the final comments by Proctor twice, because they cut to the heart of this project’s history. How going about things the wrong way can poison what may have started out as a noble effort. Critics of CenterStage are not against the arts or kids or old people or sunshine, but rather how the Foundation’s leadership have comported themselves and wasted public money.


“If you had told me last summer that I had to write a book according to those rules, I would have rejected the commission out of hand,” Proctor responded in an e-mail to Erin Rodman, marketing manager for the CenterStage Foundation. Proctor provided copies of his book draft and e-mail exchanges with the foundation to The Times-Dispatch upon request.

Proctor said he supports CenterStage, and his introduction to the book said it’s a story about “renewed life.”

Other items soon to induce coffee spillage on at least one of the 400 RTDs delivered each morning to 110 Virginia Street (somebody has to keep Media General in business, ya know)…Q2 financial information on First Market Bank and Ukrops Supermarkets from the FDIC.

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Go Pete Go!

Friday, August 7th, 2009

Pete Humes, over at Richmond Magazine’s Pop Culture Rodeo blog, has a confession to make:

This might be dangerous, but I’m going to do it anyway.

It’s not really a rant, because I’m not that angry. I wouldn’t call it a commentary, because my position isn’t very well defined. And you won’t be finding any deep background research, because it’s late and I’m lazy.

But I’ve got some things in my brain that need to get out. Either I write them down or I keep chewing them into nothing. There is no other option because my wife gets sick of hearing me talk sometimes. So you, the unfortunate few, will feel my lukewarm wrath.

My beef is with downtown. Specifically this Michael Bay-sized arts complex set to open in September. I don’t get it. I never have and I’m not sure that I ever will. To be honest, it seems silly and a bit over the top. I know that sounds blasphemous and shallow, and there are a hundred different people with a hundred different reasons who would be happy to tell me why I should feel otherwise … but that’s just how I feel.

And if Oprah taught me anything, it’s that feelings count for something.

Let’s forget for a moment where the money is coming from, who promised what and how many arts committees it takes to screw in a light bulb. That’s all crazy city politics. And I’m dumb, but I’m not dumb enough to pretend I know the first thing about city politics. There are people much smarter than me who aren’t afraid to read long documents and make phone calls who can sort that kind of stuff out. Me, I’m just the guy who wants to make fart noises in a crowded elevator.

I think CenterStage is a bad idea.

Read the rest by clicking right here.

These are the money grafs:

Downtown doesn’t need high culture. Downtown needs more low culture. We need bowling alleys and blues bars and rooftop paintball. We need coffee shops and video arcades and miniature golf.

If you find me a working time machine, I promise I’ll go back in time and steal the money raised for CenterStage and spend it on go-kart tracks and outer-space theme bars. Seriously. I wish I was kidding about this, but I just created the downtown of my dreams … without even really thinking about it. How can dozens of people meet for years and raise millions and come up with just another giant building that 98 percent of Richmond will never enter?

Not On Our Block

Friday, July 24th, 2009

Bill Goodwin and “Booty” Armstrong to award-winning VCU School of the Arts:

Take your modernistic science fiction nuclear arts reactor somewhere else!

Amy Biegelsen reports in the latest Style that the original site for the school’s new art gallery was nixed recently by Goodwin and Armstrong, who just so happen to own the swanky historic Jefferson Hotel across the street from where the new VCU facility was to be built.

I guess that Bill and “Booty” can well remember the example set by the three little pigs. They’d prefer something made out of brick, thanks.

Biegelsen reports:

Originally planned for a parcel across the street from the Jefferson Hotel next to the new Brandcenter headquarters, architects are redesigning for a location at the southwest corner of Broad and Belvidere streets.

“Somebody in my office likened [the design] to a nuclear plant,” says Beverley W. “Booty” Armstrong, part-owner of the Jefferson. He and William H. Goodwin Jr. own the hotel and have donated land in the immediate neighborhood to the school, including the locations where the new engineering, business and advertising buildings are, and where the gallery would have been.

Armstrong can appreciate the design — just not at that address. As a condition of the land donations, Armstrong and Goodwin reserved the right to review the architecture of the buildings that went up there.

First of all, let’s stand and applaud Armstrong and Goodwin for donating the land to VCU in the first place. But this doesn’t seem to be what they had in mind. Modernist design akin to George Clinton’s Mothership… an edgy New York architect… an arts complex run by a nationally-ranked educational program that will have actual arts educators and administrators in charge … Yeah. I can see where something like this moving in across the street would spook a coupla old-school Republican business dudes like Goodwin and Armstrong. Might be homosexuals involved too — perhaps even NEA-funded pornography and lefty political statements. Not on our block, artsy-fartsy types.

At the very least, this episode gives us some insight into the artistic sensibilities of the business community’s self-appointed gatekeepers of the arts.

Art is just fine… in its place.

[Geez... more stories like this and I'll start to believe that this city is a censorious backwater run by tight-assed fuddys who hate modern art or something.]

No, this is really only news because Mr. Goodwin and Mr. Armstrong have been two of the main backers of a performing arts center a couple blocks away from the area in question. Since this arts center (CenterStage a.k.a “The Boondoggle”) will have no artistic director to guide its mission, one can only assume that board members and big donors like Bill and “Booty” will have a big say on what happens on stage there. If so, I’m sure that we can expect a lot of, er, challenging work in the years to come.

To my mind, this is a huge opportunity lost. Just imagine... a distinguished downtown neighborhood that visually reflects both the Richmond of the past and the Richmond of the future — our complex history on one side, the mysteries of the modern world on the other. What a signal this pairing could have sent to visitors and city residents alike. It would have shown that we can actually hold two different thoughts in our heads at the same time — on a single city block — and not be confused, frightened or intimidated.

This is Richmond, of course. Screw that noise.

But, beyond a lack of vision and inclusion, what is really happening here? I can’t help but wonder if there might be another reason why these two wily lords of commerce would rather have a new state-of-the-art VCU School of the Arts building somewhere other than near their designated snatch of downtown; after all, this distinctive facility would have been near certain publicly-funded arts venues that they control. Now it has been pushed closer to the Fan.

Hmmm… I’m thinking, I’m thinking.

Back to Style [emphasis mine]:

The current design envisions 8,000 to 9,000 square feet of space for visiting exhibits and shows from the gallery’s permanent collection and a 200-seat auditorium designed to handle things as varied as film festivals, chamber music concerts, and dance and theater performances.

Oh. Wait.

Ukrops to Sell Out - You Heard it Here First

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

As reported at RichmondBizsense, Food World’s Best-Met Publishing and last but most certainly least, the TimesDispatch, Ukrops Supermarkets is officially for sale. From Best-Met:


Now it appears that Richmond’s oldest and most distinguished retail organization, Ukrop’s Super Markets, may be looking to sell its 28 units. Officially, the company wouldn’t address those reports specifically, noting that it doesn’t comment on rumors, but multiple industry sources confirmed to us that a prospectus has been issued detailing vital Ukrop’s store data and seeking interest in a potential sale. Those retailers who have reportedly responded to the prospectus include Supervalu (Ukrop’s principal supplier), Ahold and Harris Teeter (Ruddick Corp.). Several sources believed that Harris Teeter remains the frontrunner and that Supervalu (which currently has many issues on its plate) has dropped out the potential acquisition process.

Readers of our humble site have been aware for several weeks that the sale was in the works. Disclosures in SEC filings for Ukrops Supermarkets’ affililiate First Market Bank, as well as loose lips at Virginia ABC had tipped us off. The question now becomes how much is it worth?

While SaveRichmond has not obtained a copy of the Ukrops prospectus, our general thought is that the grocery operation has little residual value. Information disclosed in the bank’s most recent FDIC filing shows that the supermarket had net profit of only $465,000 in the first quarter of 2009 while crushed with a debt load of about $100 million. Ukrops has so far failed to answer the first challenge in its history from higher end operations like Whole Foods, Trader Joes, Fresh Market and an invigorated Ellwood-Thompson’s. For decades Ukrops had been able to use the political aparatus to withold incentives from competitors and limit their incursion. While this remains the case today in the city, the counties have grown too far too fast to remain captive. And this is where the competition has made the most inroads.

We believe that revenue and net profits going forward will come under increasing pressure from better funded, alchohol-selling, open-on-Sundays rivals. While there may be real estate and other assets of some value, why would anyone pay up for a struggling local grocery chain?

In addition, we believe any supermarket sale could threaten the proposed sale of First Market Bank to Union Bankshares. Many of First Market Banks branches, and a significant amount of its deposits are located in the grocery stores themselves. The financial condition of the bank is deteriorating. Without the Ukrop name and the symbiotic bank/grocery relationship, will the bank’s business remain with Bowling Green-based Union Bankshares?

This could turn into a big, big mess where neither sale goes through.

A Peek Under the Ukrops Dress

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

Ordinarily we aren’t privy to much information on either First Market Bank or Ukrops Supermarkets as both companies are closely held. We get a bit of information each quarter from regulatory filings that now both companies must file with the FDIC and Office of Thrift Supervision (by the way, guys, when are you going to make them start charging off their growing pile of bad loans?).

However, as a result of the pending buyout of First Market Bank by Union Bankshares (a public company), the SEC mandates the disclosure of material information to UBSH shareholders so that they can make an informed decision when they vote on approving the takeover.

Generally, the proxy statement is one of the most important documents to study closely. The Proxy is where companies are supposed to disclose the risks associated with the proposed transaction. Ken Lewis and Bank of America are currently getting sued by just about every shareholder in the nation for not disclosing the enormous losses they were seeing prior to getting shareholder approval to buy pig-in-a-poke Merrill Lynch.

Anyone interested in learning more about these companies should check out the SEC June 30, 2009, Schedule 14A Preliminary Proxy Statement. While the document is a crippling 200 pages, the real meat is on page 41, where “the risk factors included:”

the potential impact of any substantial future change in the ownership structure of Ukrop’s grocery stores, in many of which FMB operates branches;

Keep checking back as we get more details. Happy July 4th everyone!

When Not Really Risky = Extremely Hazardous to Your Financial Health

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Eagle Eyes here. Quick note from the new Lord of Local Business News, aka RichmondBizSense on ward of the taxpayer First Market Bank [emphasis added]:


First Market Sees Surge in Repos

Richmond-based First Market Bank has seen a rise in repossessions among clients who have not had credit problems in the past.

On Tuesday, BizSense reported that Richmond Auto Auction was seeing more high-end cars from local banks. (You can read that story here.) Today we heard from a local bank.

“People who have had a solid credit history are having their cars repossessed because they are losing their jobs and can’t pay for them anymore,” said Charles Munsey, a senior vice president for dealer financing at First Market.

Munsey said that First Market had not been put in jeopardy because of the increase in repos.

“We’ve always tried to give due diligence to credit applications and we’ve never been into really risky investments,” Munsey said.

Hoocoodanode???? As for the last part, just keep meditating on that mantra, and I’m sure things will get better soon. Lending money to folks who don’t have enough income or savings to comfortably pay their bills, and relying mostly on credit scores, should be a great long-term strategy. I can’t believe the Ukrops want to sell this place.

Other not “really risky” ideas pushed by First Market Chairman Jim Ukrop:

1. The “Super Safe” Broad Street CDA
2. The “Urban Money Fountain” Greater Richmond Convention Center
3. The “It Actually Pays you Money Back When You Buy Prepared Food” Performing Arts Center

If You’re Healthy And You Know It, Pay Back TARP

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009


“We’re going to find out who are the strongest kids on the block and who are not,” said Bert Ely, a longtime banking analyst.

Eagle Eyes here. Yesterday, the Treasury Department gave the O.K. to ten of the nation’s seventeen largest banks to repay funds received from the Troubled Asset Relief Program (”TARP”). Former Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke had forced the ten to accept bailout cash last fall, even though they may not have needed it, in a gambit to obscure the identity of the weaker, actual intended targets of the prorgam (specifically Citigroup and Bank of America), avoid runs on those banks, and preserve the nation’s teetering financial system.

Smaller, regional and local banks, also struggling in the face of surging loan and investment losses, lobbied hard and were subsequently included in the program. On February 6 of this year, Richmond-based First Market Bank received $33.9 million in bailout greenery.

Almost immediately after the worst of the financial storm passed, stronger banks chafed under the increased government scrutiny on executive pay and risk-taking and fought hard to gain clearance to repay the bailout money:


[Jamie] Dimon, calling money received through the Troubled Asset Relief Program “a scarlet letter” and “the TARP baby,” said on a conference call with reporters today that the New York- based bank is awaiting guidance from the U.S. Treasury Department. “We could pay it back tomorrow,” he said.

BB&T CEO Kelly King told analysts the TARP funds are “destructive” to the company.

“Our plan is to repay the [TARP funds] as soon as it is humanly possible,” Kelly said. “It creates excessive controls, it has a negative impact on our people and our strategies” and “it runs a great risk of politicizing the lending process, which is very unhealthy.”


“The company believes it has sufficient capital and access to capital to operate without the TARP money,” CEO W. Moorhead Vermilye said in a statement released last month when Shore Bancshares applied for permission to repay TARP funds.

In the March press release, Vermilye echoed that sentiment, saying: “It has become clear to us that the public, including many members of Congress, view institutions that participated in Tarp as having done so because they are weak, and not because they wanted to do their part to foster economic recovery.”

Weaker banks, with too little capital to pay back TARP, instead fired up the PR machine (I’m guessing “Troubled” is not a word loved by their marketers):


First Market gets TARP infusion of $33.9 million
“The TARP funds are meant for healthy banks,” said Katie Gilstrap, spokeswoman for First Market. “First Market has a very conservative credit culture. We have never been involved in subprime or risky loans.”


Bailout’ it’s not, Virginia bankers say
Virginia bankers cringe at the word “bailout.”

Many have applied for money that the federal government began offering last fall to boost lending in frozen credit markets.

But banking officials don’t want to be included with AIG Inc. and Citigroup Inc., or the automobile-manufacturing industry, as beholden to federal taxpayers for their financial prosperity…

However, now that certain banks have been deemed strong enough to return bailout funds (about two dozen smaller banks have already mailed Timmy G. the check) there is an easy way to accurately differentiate between “good” and “bad” banks. As a result, there will be tremendous pressure on banks to repay in order to avoid being lumped in the latter category. We should all pay close attention to those that cannnot.

It will be very interesting to see if First Market and its new suitor Union Bankshares (which received $59 million in TARP) can return the money. I’m guessing they don’t have the quan.

First Market has operated on a relatively thin capital base since a 2005 reorganization that saw Markel Corp replace SunTrust as a minority owner. Losses on loans and investments eroded their capital further.

And the news isn’t getting any better. First Market’s major lines of business include construction loans, home equity lines of credit, commercial real estate loans and auto loans, all showing significant deterioration at First Market and industrywide. Last week, large local builder Prospect Homes declared bankruptcy. Prospect owed First Market $4.2 million, or about 5% of First Market’s pre-TARP equity capital. Ouch! A few more losses like that one and they might have been graced by a late Friday knock at the door.

But, of course, Jim Ukrop leads a charmed life. With the taxpayers’ $33.9 million in his vault, he can keep the doors open and push though a sale to Union Bankshares that will reap him and his family somewhere on the order of $60 million+. But, if First Market is not going to pay TARP back, at least he can spare us all the “healthy bank” charade.

P.S. How about Richmondbizsense.com needing only about a year to take over as the source for local business news - well done guys!

P.S.S. Wouldn’t it be nice if we could all have a major newspaper give us tons of free advertising under the guise of journalism like this this this (only 6 sold?!) and this?

P.S.S.S. Ukrops Supermarkets only made a $465k profit last quarter and has about $100 million in debt. Better sell it fast…

P.S.S.S.S. Anthony Markel just sold more than $19 million of his Markel stock. Should you sell yours?

Quick Thoughts

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

Mark Holmberg at Channel 6 weighs in on the city government’s ongoing war with the grassroots music and art community. Save Richmond has had disagreements with Mark in the past, but on this one, all we can say is: “Go Slim Go!”

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There are philanthropists who give money to things and then there are genuine community heroes. Retired real estate developer W.E. Singleton, a huge fan of Richmond’s underappreciated Parks and Recreation Department, has offered to pay for the restoration of the burned playground at George Mason Elementary all by himself. We salute you, Mr. Singleton. If we had ten more like you around here, Richmond might actually be going somewhere.

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Councilwoman Ellen Robertson’s “standards” never cease to amaze. We’ll just leave it at that.

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The emails are still coming in to SR H.Q. about this. We can’t explain it, except to say that it is further evidence of the impending apocalypse. For the record, “Eagle Eyes,” who wrote the cited Save Richmond post, had this to say: “I guess it is just cranks that read our site.”

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I hope all of you who came out to Broad Appétit on Sunday had a great time stuffing your faces. I know I did. And I hope everyone enjoyed those CenterStage hand fans that were being passed out. Just to remind: Three months away from its grand “gala” — on September 11th!! — the performing arts center still doesn’t have an artistic director, or a complete calendar of events. What has been announced on the schedule are programs that would have played the Modlin Center For the Arts if there had been no Centerstage. (Think about that for a minute). So enjoy those fans, folks — they may be the only windfall that Richmonders ever get out of the city’s ongoing boondoggle.

Toast if not for TARP

Friday, May 8th, 2009

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As we covered previously First Market Bank is selling out to Bowling Green, Virginia-based (yes Richmond it has come to THAT) Union Bankshares for approximately $120 million. The Ukrop family and their affiliates stand ready to receive UBSH stock valued at the princely sum of about $65 million. As the graph, above, shows (updated for bad loans more than doubling last quarter), life was about to get increasingly difficult for green-grocer-cum-banker, brother Jim.

But, as with other unpleasantness in his charmed life, one or more branches of our government stood ready with as many taxpayer dollars as needed to turn this sow’s ear into a silk purse. In this case it took $34 million of our rapidly depreciating currency to insure he emerged unruffled. So, instead of sitting at his Chairman’s desk, nervously waiting to hear a knock on the door from this guy, soon he will be able to relax at home and contemplate some new toys.

About the only thing hopeful we can say about this whole affair is that it moves us one step closer to a future without leaders like this bankster.

P.S. We hear rumblings that the grocery store may be on the block. If anyone has information, we would love to hear it!

Ukrop Haul Nukes 140 Jobs

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Here’s the rundown on the fabulous moolah that the Ukrop boys will be pocketing as a result of selling First Market Bank to Union Bankshares. The payout to First Market Bank shareholders is to be made with Union Bankshares common stock (Nasdaq ticker: UBSH), which closed at $17.03 per share on Friday afternoon. So, the dollar value of the Ukrops’ payout, currently pegged at about $64 million, will fluctuate until they sell. Below is Saverichmond’s summary of the information from Union’s most recent SEC form 8k (the final page shows you First Market’s shareholders):

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Keep an eye on UBSH filings to see when they cash out, which I bet will be as soon as they are allowed. Like me and a spoon and a $7 pint of Ukrop’s chicken salad (and not the low-fat, sissy kind, mind you), most of it will be gone in the blink of an eye. Chest….on….fire….must…..have…..Prilosec…..

The two firms combined have received $93 million in bailout funding from the U.S. Treasury’s Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP) for struggling financial institutions. Given the recent deterioration in the financial position of both banks, Saverichmond believes this transaction would not have been possible at all, or could have only proceeded at a much reduced price, in the absence of the taxpayer subsidy. By now, both firms would probably have been asked by their regulator to raise new capital - with terms far more onerous, and which would have diluted ownership.

So, as you ponder the greatness that is Jim Ukrop, keep in mind that this transaction that enriches him so, done with your tax dollars, will result in 140 job losses.

From the RTD (R.I.P.):

Union Bankshares employs 670 people, including 93 at its mortgage operations. First Market employs 370 people.

From RichmondBizSense:

Union First Market Bankshares Corp., as the new entity will be named, will have 900 employees, according to company representatives who spoke at a news conference Monday morning.

Well done, Banksters.