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The Answers From CenterStage

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

Don here. When Eagle Eyes and I submitted our “Twenty Questions” to CenterStage earlier in the summer, I thought we were being very easy on them.

We didn’t ask about an artists endowment — there isn’t one — or the rumors that ticket sales for the CenterStage grand opening weekend have been slow. And we didn’t ask why there is so little of substance announced on the initial event schedule (BTW: Bringing in The Oak Ridge Boys is actually a good idea. In the context of a full and diverse schedule of events, that is. So where’s the rest? Or is this it?)

We didn’t ask about the parking situation, although there seems to be some problems there too. And we didn’t press too hard on how the Foundation intends to respect the history (ahem!) of the historic Richmond theatres they’ve been handed the keys to, and given considerable public subsidy to oversee and to safeguard. Perhaps, in light of recent events, we should have.

[Incidentally, it's always worth reminding people that this project is, was and will be funded by public tax dollars. So anyone who tries to tell you that CenterStage, or RPAC, or VAPAF — whatever you want to call them — should be able to do with its "history" what it wants — like a private company reworking a new sales brochure — has an awfully broad and somewhat shitty view of both history and what it means to be a leader in the public trust.]

No, we didn’t press Jeff and Jay at Capital Results PR (who officially handled our inquiries about the project — thanks guys!) about such things as the lack of an artistic director — we assumed there would be one. After all, wasn’t there a guy named Joel Katz? And didn’t he run the Carpenter Center successfully for ten years with very little city subsidy? He was fired for truth-telling too.

Why does having an artistic director — a “vision” — matter? Let’s take a look at a reputable arts venue named CenterStage — Baltimore’s CenterStage — which does not take city tax dollars and is overseen by a staff that includes a seasoned artistic director. If you want a good example closer to home, take a look at the diverse international arts programs that the director of The American Theatre in Hampton, Michael Curry, brings to Tidewater each season in a former second-run movie house (click here for the 2009-10 schedule).

Gee, let’s get even closer than that. Think of Kathy Panoff and what she accomplished in building UR’s Modlin Center.

Make no mistake, folks. This stuff matters. You can’t pass your programming and your artistic direction off to a hockey arena promoter (in this case, SMG) and expect to have a “world class performing arts center.” It just doesn’t compute.

Anyway, we promised the boys at Capital Results that we would print their official answers “as is” with a very minimum of linking and editorializing. But forgive us for pointing out facts when the answers fail to do so, and please allow us the opportunity to tell you why some of these questions might just be a wee bit important, and especially to those people who say they support this thing and want it to work.

There was also one “followup” question that we are still a little unclear about.

But you’ll read all about it… as you wade through…

[Cue trumpets, or "Elvira" — your pick]

The Answers From CenterStage.

And for those of you coming in late to the CenterStage / Virginia Performing Arts Center story, feel free to plunder our archives. And start asking your own questions. After all, you are paying for this particular “serious fun,” whether you like it or not.

It All Comes Down To This

Monday, July 27th, 2009

July 13, 2009 - Jewell supports what the Attorney from Echo Harbor Said from Silver Persinger on Vimeo.

“The people are ready, the leaders are not.” James Crupi

Richmond City Council is slated to vote — no, has to vote (by state mandate) — on a final amendment to the Downtown Master Plan tonight in City Council chambers.

Pre-game coverage starts at 6PM on WCVE, sponsored by Harris-Teeter. Looks like it’s going to be another bruiser… wait, have we been here before?

Yep, once again City Council wants to emasculate “The People’s Plan.” What started as the most inclusive and forward-thinking public document that Richmond has ever produced could be gutted at the very last minute by an amendment that basically favors development over protecting green space — hardly a plank of the document.

To see “highlights” of the last council session, and see YOUR council in all its glory, click onto Silver Persinger’s excellent Richmond City Council Reporter blog for web video. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll inevitably ask, “That’s a city councilperson?”

If you are coming in late — very late — to the story, check out John Sarvay’s excellent coverage of the Downtown Master Plan — from optimistic start to (now) woeful finish.

If you think you understand the politics and the process behind Richmond’s DMP, go ahead and take Save Richmond’s E-Z 2 Love the Downtown Plan quiz. And then, because this is Richmond’s Downtown Plan, you can amuse yourself with Save Richmond’s amendment to that quiz.

In a nutshell, this is all about Echo Harbour. And whether or not one deep-pocketed developer should decide what a key and historic view of the James River looks like. But it’s also a story about vision, or lack of it. And, unfortunately, it’s also a story about conflict-of-interest and blatant patronage politics. It’s a Richmond story.

But here’s the thing to warm your cockles — the tale is peopled with folks who have been telling the city, again and again, at charettes and public hearings, at committee meetings and mayor’s forums, exactly they want. Unfortunately, this city council and mayor continue to shuffle their feet, mumble some platitudes and take another call.

People wonder why we’re not more optimistic about city leadership at Save Richmond. I give you Exhibit A: The fate of our Downtown Master Plan.

The final days of this document are a textbook example of how communities can lose their nerve, and how they can give away their most valuable assets, hastening their obsolescence. This car crash finale is also a signal to citizens about what future inclusive documents can expect from the “process.” Already compromised all to Hell, and pushed to the very last minute by indecisiveness, one of the DMP’s central tenets may just be cast aside tonight.

Business as usual.

And, to paraphrase Yoda, “That is why we fail.”

Door Hangings vs. Reality

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Thinking about thinking about changing. That’s Richmond.

How many years have we been talking about the Richmond school administration’s wasteful and potentially corrupt procurement division? It’s been compared to everything from a cesspool to a black hole. Now another audit, this one conducted by the school board’s own auditor, confirms (one more time) the waste and abuse by the department, and the serious lack of oversight by high-ranking school officials.

In short, if this is a “re-do,” it looks like Richmond Public Schools has failed the test again.

If you’ll recall, “Auditors were denied access to detailed procurement records” during a 2007 investigation of the schools. Despite the in-house stonewalling, the final version of this report by the City Auditor detailed a system where fund allocation was largely unsupervised (that’s your money, by the way). It also made numerous recommendations for change.

More than a year later, after much teeth-mashing, the city finally released a full audit of the Procurement and Accounts Payable division. As was predicted by many, the April 2008 report uncovered a host of irregularities and outright scandals.

First of all, the auditor was kind enough to explain why examining and closely monitoring school procurement practices is necessary:

Traditionally, procurement and accounts payable functions are targets for fraudulent activities. According to the Association of Fraud Examiners, 71.4% of the total number of instances of occupational fraud committed involved billing, expense reimbursement, check tampering and wire transfer frauds.

Looking at the school’s procurement policies and performance, the report found:

- The internal controls for following procedure and ensuring lawful practices in the procurement and accounts payable processes were “significantly weak.”

- There were “significant non-compliance with RPS policies and the Virginia Public Procurement Act provisions.”

- School officials paid $18 million for purchase orders that were not authorized.

- Richmond Public Schools buys more textbooks than it has students [this will be news to teachers in several city schools who complain about not having enough books to go around]. Moreover, RPS has higher textbook costs per student than localities with more students, such as Henrico. It also has no record of what is done with used textbooks, who sells them and for how much.

- The RPS staff may have skirted regulations for emergency and single-source purchases. Moreover, the School Board’s approvals for most of the emergency purchases were not obtained as required by the School Board bylaws.

- Looking at 52 competitively bid purchases, 96 percent did not comply with such requirements as documenting bids. The purchases were for more than $1 million.

- School officials awarded a $104,000 contract to a firm barred from doing business with the federal and state governments because of unethical business practices.

- Two RPS employees were related to contractors who provided services to RPS. One was a purchasing officer responsible for construction procurement. The Auditor’s office identified that “one of the construction firms utilized by RPS is owned by a family member of this purchasing officer. And a Plant Services employee’s immediate family member performed construction services for RPS. This is of concern since construction projects are handled by Plant Services. During the audit scope, both contractors received a combined total of approximately $357,000 from RPS.”

- “On at least two occasions, staff members were instructed to backdate contracts.”

- RPS has no little control over its vendor data input. “Staff could add, change and delete vendors without any supporting documentation.”

- There were approx. 300 vendors that had duplicate names in the RPS database. Little wonder that Dalal and his staff found duplicate payments on 59 invoices totaling $121,073.

- RPS balances its bank account haphazardly. “Basically, RPS personnel reconcile the bank balance with outstanding checks and relevant adjustments. This means that, as long as the list of outstanding checks reconciles with the bank balance, any errors in the general ledger balance will not be detected by this process.”

- There was no proper documentation concerning expenses charged to credit cards issued to RPS management and former School Board members. “The charges on two former School Board members’ credit cards included the following: $485 in gasoline purchases in the Richmond area with no receipts or explanations. The business purpose of these charges is unknown… $10 for one on-line charge to an inappropriate website…. $175 for a Western Union money order. The payee and the reason for issuing the money order are not known.”

- Two interactive, computerized classroom projection systems are missing. These cost a total of $7,000.

There’s more, a lot more. This devastating report, which came complete with detailed recommendations for improving the department, should have been enough to get the school administration cracking down on their procurement policies immediately.

But, no, Richmond schools had to wait one more year, and endure one more embarrassing procurement scandal — a $291,000 school elevator job awarded without proper bidding— before the school board began its own audit of the school’s accounts payable division.

In other words, RPS began thinking about thinking about doing something.

Now this latest study has arrived. And surprise, surprise… there are problems within RPS’ Accounts Payable and Procurement Department!

From the Times-Dispatch:

The Richmond school system’s payroll department is overstaffed but has been unable to detect overpayments, accurately track time off or collect money it is owed by employees, according to a report released yesterday by the schools’ internal auditor.

In addition, an audit of the system’s human resources department, also released yesterday, showed a department operating on the fringe, with out-of-date policies and procedures and ineffective management. Neither department has seen updated guidelines since the mid-1990s.

“We have a lot of concerns with policies and procedures,” internal auditor Debora R. Johns told the School Board’s Audit Committee.

Her review of payroll information, covering the period from July 1, 2006, to May 31 of this year found a number of problems, including:

* Overpayments to 19 employees, totaling $50,356.96. The biggest was $10,050 to an employee who was paid while on education leave. While that employee has agreed to repay the money — in $50 increments over 201 pay periods — four other employees may have gotten away with keeping $1,710.64 in overpayments, according to the report.

* Employees taking off time but not recording it, leaving time off on the books that had been used. There were also problems with the awarding, tracking and use of compensatory time off, with no single way of recording such time.

* Sloppy record-keeping. A spot review of 30 employee files became a review of 29 files when one employee’s file couldn’t be found. Of those files in place, all were missing certain forms, including copies of photo identification, Social Security cards and internal paperwork used to prove job status.

“It’s deja vu all over again,” as Yogi Berra might say.

So what is RPS’ response to this latest latest audit? Immediate adoption of the report’s recommendations? A tearful mea culpa for ignoring the last audit’s recommendations (and the one before that)? A pledge to begin a campaign of no-excuse housecleaning? A concentrated bout of unequivocal fat-trimming?

Girlfriend, please. [Emphasis mine]:

“This is the cumulative effect of long-term problems,” said Superintendent Yvonne W. Brandon. “These are bigger issues than any one person.”

The payroll department has nine employees, and the audit recommended eliminating two positions. While Brandon agreed with most of Johns’ findings, she balked at the idea of cutting two of the payroll employees.

She did, however, agree to an aggressive time frame for correcting the problems, with a September target for fixing many of the problems. “We can’t afford to wait,” she said. “Even if we don’t hit the target on all of them, we can’t wait to start.

“I welcome audits. They help us identify strategies toward improving.”

Uh-huh.

I’m happy to hear that there will be “aggressive” action taken. Problem is: RPS has “waited to start” for years. They have disregarded and thrown excuses at previous studies that either hinted at, or pointed directly to, the same kind of findings. Now, as she “welcomes” the latest findings, the superintendent of schools is appearing to resist common sense remedies that would help to improve and streamline the department.

See you in September, as they say.

Let’s not kid ourselves about the message that all of this sends. These latest revelations (and the superintendent’s less-than-definitive response to them) will resonate with area parents more than any glossy door hanging or slick advertising slogan. Yeah, it’s all well and good to initiate expensive public relations campaigns designed to convince people that everything is OK at Richmond Public Schools. But wouldn’t it have been more beneficial and honest to work on the reality first?

This latest audit of RPS is scandalous stuff, sure. But it is hardly surprising and it’s certainly not breaking news.

Glazed Donuts, Yo!

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

Gene Cox and his NBC-12 On Your Side Posse are in the house, y’all!!

Mad props to Style Weekly for finding this one.

Quick Thoughts

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

Mark Holmberg at Channel 6 weighs in on the city government’s ongoing war with the grassroots music and art community. Save Richmond has had disagreements with Mark in the past, but on this one, all we can say is: “Go Slim Go!”

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There are philanthropists who give money to things and then there are genuine community heroes. Retired real estate developer W.E. Singleton, a huge fan of Richmond’s underappreciated Parks and Recreation Department, has offered to pay for the restoration of the burned playground at George Mason Elementary all by himself. We salute you, Mr. Singleton. If we had ten more like you around here, Richmond might actually be going somewhere.

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Councilwoman Ellen Robertson’s “standards” never cease to amaze. We’ll just leave it at that.

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The emails are still coming in to SR H.Q. about this. We can’t explain it, except to say that it is further evidence of the impending apocalypse. For the record, “Eagle Eyes,” who wrote the cited Save Richmond post, had this to say: “I guess it is just cranks that read our site.”

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I hope all of you who came out to Broad Appétit on Sunday had a great time stuffing your faces. I know I did. And I hope everyone enjoyed those CenterStage hand fans that were being passed out. Just to remind: Three months away from its grand “gala” — on September 11th!! — the performing arts center still doesn’t have an artistic director, or a complete calendar of events. What has been announced on the schedule are programs that would have played the Modlin Center For the Arts if there had been no Centerstage. (Think about that for a minute). So enjoy those fans, folks — they may be the only windfall that Richmonders ever get out of the city’s ongoing boondoggle.

‘Nuff Said

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

This one is for those who might think our letter to Mayor Dwight Jones is a little harsh.

From today’s Times-Dispatch (emphasis mine):

“We worked pretty closely with the mayor,” Councilwoman Ellen F. Robertson said. “I would be absolutely shocked if there was anything that he’d veto.”

Uh-huh.

Forget the Shockoe stadium. How about a “Public Square” on Richmond’s new “weak” mayor?

A Letter to Mayor Dwight C. Jones

Monday, May 11th, 2009

jonessealTo: The Honorable Mayor Dwight C. Jones
City Hall, Richmond, Va.

From: Save Richmond

Dear Mayor Jones:

Congratulations once again on being elected mayor of the City of Richmond.

We trust that, four months after being sworn into office, you’ve finally finished unpacking all of your boxes and have placed all the personal photos and plaques of achievement exactly where you want them. By this time, your secretary should know exactly how you like your coffee, you should have finally figured out the city computer system, and you’re well on your way to memorizing the first names of most of the people who will be working for you in your new position. We are hopeful that, with all the Human Resources stuff out of the way, you are now completely settled in with your pencil sharpened, and that you are now ready to be Richmond’s mayor.

Getting used to a new job with added responsibilities can be a real trial. So we totally understand how it is. And we aren’t pushing or anything.

But we were wondering if you had a timeline in place for when you are finally going to grow some balls?

Beyond recent forays into killing area nightlife and scaring local non-profits — small fry stuff — you’ve been a real non-factor so far. Of course, we realize that you’ve been busy cleaning up a lot of unfinished mess. But other than making citizens aware that hizzoner has added some new material, notably “Kumbaya,” to the ol’ rhetorical repertoire, you seem to be completely missing in action from the bully pulpit.

We don’t know if you’ve been reading the papers but your planning director, Rachel Flynn, is currently under attack from members of city council, who have called for her resignation. Ms. Flynn’s crime? Speaking up for the thousands of citizens who support the Downtown Master Plan, and refusing to buckle under to one particular condo developer who has heretofore gamed the system at every turn. In their version of the budget, the city council even seeks to eliminate your proposal to purchase the land that is at the heart of this dispute with Flynn — it’s a key plank of the Downtown Master Plan, a piece of public policy that you claim to support.

It’s been a week and you’ve said nothing, done nothing, about any of this. People are starting to wonder where you are. Which is why we ask about the balls.

There are a number of different ways to enter a new job, and you have elected to start quietly, some would argue meekly, in your first months. This “dip a toe in the water” method has no doubt been a cosmetic attempt to differentiate yourself from your predecessor, who seemed to employ a highly confrontational style of governance that we’ll call the “Balls-first” approach.

City Hall has indeed been a friendlier, more inviting place of late, and we can attribute at least part of this to your outreach efforts to city council, and to the school administration, and to the governments of the surrounding counties. You wouldn’t want to show your balls too early, or for no good reason, and we respect that.

But no matter what anyone thinks about the idea of “cooperation” (it’s a two-way street), or how Doug Wilder might have defined the city’s executive powers, everyone can agree that checks and balances are key in a Democracy. At times, when forced, a leader who believes in something, and enjoys the support of the people, has to employ the full legislative and persuasive powers of his office to achieve his goals — he needs to grow a set, in other words. This is not “conflict,” this is part of the job of leadership (that’s why they call it a strong mayor).

With all due respect, your 2010 budget doesn’t always lead by example. $300,000 for Sixth Street Marketplace? Are we in a time warp? And, yes, we realize that you inherited a wicked deficit, but decreasing funds for teenage pregnancy programs in a city with a teen pregnancy rate twice that of the state average makes no sense. Still, the City Council’s alternative budget is worse. While it is heartening to see that you and our citizen legislators can agree on so much — and are discovering new and exciting ways to team up on others — there are a number of things in council’s version of reality that an unemasculated mayor would quickly challenge.

For example, our city council proposes increased funding for the Fan District Association’s “Party Patrol” — which proactively attempts to shut down parties in the Fan area. At the same time that it would fund these weekend snoopers, the council has joined you in calling for a staffing freeze for firefighters, and a decrease in the police budget.

You know where we’re going with this, Mr. Mayor. Would the city really increase the funding of a privately-run, constitutionally-challenged “patrol”… and at the same time reduce the resources of the city departments that would be forced to respond to it? That’s nuts.

If council has its way over your budget, $29,970 will go to the city attorney’s “continuing education.” Anyone who has followed his recent decisions can understand why the CA would need more schoolin’. You can even pinpoint exactly where he needs to do serious remedial work — in the areas of conflict of interest law. But why city taxpayers should have to pay for the council’s lawyer to keep up with the law is another question.

At the same time the council proposes this, it would cut (from your budget, Mr. Mayor) $274,087 in after-school programs for area schoolchildren and $10,000 from Adult Day Care services. It would take away bus discounts for seniors and it would decrease funds for both affordable housing and building conservation.

With all of these proposed cuts, you would think that city council would be ready to tighten its own belt and eat smaller portions. Right, Mr. Mayor?

You must not have met our city council. “We’ve got a lot of things we need to fund that take priority over more parkland,” Council president Kathy Graziano has said. I guess she means the $91,202 that she slotted in for a “City Council Policy Analyst,” an expenditure that all but loudly exclaims, “Boy do we have some balls!!” An unneutered mayor would halt that crap dead in its tracks.

These councilpeople do one thing very well — they reward the business community. In their budget, they propose giving $70,000 more to various business co-ops who have now bandied together as an “Economic Development Consortium.” The EDC is a varied crew of organizations — everything from Sportsbackers to Venture Richmond — many of them highly worthy, some of them with mixed records of achievement. We can tell you from personal experience that, for a coalition that is supposed to spur area commerce, this is not a group that folks at City Hall are very eager to publicize or to talk about. That’s very curious. Wouldn’t a mayor with some cajones at least ask to see results before further funding some of these groups? Wouldn’t he make sure that the public knows exactly what this “EDC” is and what groups are being funded before he allows council to throw any extra money at them?

We know that you want to be a positive guy and make your new friends on council happy — you just learned “Kumbaya” and everything. Believe it or not, there is a middle ground between the “going along” we’ve seen from City Hall in the past — indicted councilpeople, et al. — and the contentious feuding of the Wilder era.

Mayor Jones, it is up to you to find this middle ground.

But in order to do that, you will need to grow some balls. And soon.

Might we suggest sending a sharply-worded message to interested city council members that reafirms your strong support for the Downtown Master Plan? You can doodle a smiley face at the bottom of the press release if you want.

How about mounting a serious and aggressive stand against the Echo Harbor development during budget negotiations? You can do that while flashing a warm smile, can’t you?

And how about standing up for Rachel Flynn in your forthcoming State of the City address, and loudly announcing that she will remain as city planner until the end of your term? That would be a strong signal that you aren’t just some kind of grinning infomercial host — you’re the damn mayor!

No, Richmond didn’t want another L. Douglas Wilder. But we didn’t want another Rudy McCollum either.

We trust you feel comfy in your new plush office chair, and that you like the way the Key to the City feels in your hand, but it’s time for you to step up and be a leader.

For the sake of our city, it is now time for you to grow some balls.

Sincerely and respectfully yours,

The folks at S.R.

Richmond’s War on Nightlife (Ongoing…)

Friday, May 1st, 2009

War on Nightlife?

What war on nightlife?

Ross Catrow fills us in on the latest “bust” over at RVANews:

Rumor has it (ha!) that Rumors was shut down by nearly a dozen police and ABC officials tonight. Current word is that the boutique failed to pay income tax on the revenue generated by their off hours shows.

Update:

Firstly, Rumors is still open for business. The show was shut down, not the business.

The officials had seen “flyers” around for the show and noted 5$ admission charges. They showed up and despite the “5$ suggested donation” sign served the owner with a summons.

Amy Biegelsen and Brandon Reynolds give us a little backstory in this week’s Style Weekly music issue:

Rumors, on Harrison Street, started out two years ago as a designer clothing store, but added shows to its standard offerings almost immediately as a result of the constant demand by bands (both touring and local) for places to play.

Sounds like some real heinous lawbreakers.

I love the perceptive commentary developing over at RVANews, including:

I heard we need to tax small independent shows so that Richmond can afford the Performing Arts Hole in the Ground. Is that thing still there, or are we getting our rich person’s venue soon?

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I one time made 120 dollars from donations while running a show there. None of it went to Rumors because when I tried to give them $20 they refused even that small amount.

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Dear Richmond Police,
Thank you once again for keeping us safe. Thanks for wasting the tax money that it took to mobilize that many cops against a non-violent issue to secure tax funds that either don’t exist or wouldn’t be enough to pay for that one single mobilization. Thank you for never patrolling my neighborhood where there is REAL crime happening but managing to get my acoustic show at my favorite space canceled. You are so awesome.

Meanwhile, over in Chesterfield County….

Richmond’s War on Nightlife (Cont.)

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

War on nightlife? What war on nightlife?

The city is set to propose new rules for nightclubs and music venues in River City. Now where have we heard that tune before?

This week’s Style Weekly back page essay, penned by yours truly, takes a look at these new nightlife ordinances and recounts some of the “backstory” behind Richmond’s never-ending war on nightlife. I also manage to get in a dig at Chesterfield County, which is currently engaging in a “Footloose”-like war on dancing.

The Style Back Page begins:

A new promotional video commissioned by the Greater Richmond Partnership pays tribute to the city’s “live and vibrant music scene.” Venture Richmond’s Web site does the same: “Downtown Richmond has been attracting both local and national artists, performers and musicians for years and today a lot of Downtown’s vibe and energy comes from them.”

So what do you do with your downtown vibe? Naturally, if you are Richmond, you try to shut it off.

A few years ago, just as the National Theater and Toad’s Place were opening, the Wilder administration prepared a little housewarming gift. It proposed a series of laws that would have given the city the power to close down any club with little due process, and sought to actually penalize music venues for holding successful shows. Club owners were to “submit a plan for traffic and crowd control in and around the establishment to the police no later than seven days prior to the event” if they believed their show would be a success. Police then had to approve the concert.

Those loopy edicts — forcing club owners to be mind readers and to hope against last-minute ticket sales — were shelved. But City Hall is still determined to do something about all of this nightlife being championed in the tourist brochures.

A soon-to-be-proposed ordinance seeks to define nightclubs separately from restaurants and would require new music venues and promoters to file for a $1,100 conditional use permit in order to hold events — sorry Mr. Clapton — after midnight. Existing clubs would not have to adhere to this rule, and venues that feature disc jockeys and recorded music would be particularly affected.

There’s at least one common-sense notion in the proposed new rules: Clubs would have to file a management plan with the city that covers everything from noise to trash collection to security. It’s a reasonable idea, but why should clubs have to pay the city an exorbitant sum to file such a plan?

Read the whole thing right here.

… and it should be noted that Richmond’s unofficial slogan, “The City That Fun Forgot,” was first coined way back in 2002, in a two-part Richmond Magazine feature article by Harry Kollatz and Richard Foster. I wish I had a .pdf of this piece to link to because it is still relevant. Harry makes reference to it here and here over at his blog, The Hat.

Tick… Tick… Tick…

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

safety-last

Who cares if private fundraising is way, way, way down… ?

and why worry that the place won’t have an executive director until after it opens… ?

and why should local arts groups be concerned about where their promised arts endowment is… ?

Just relax.

The publicity stunt is here.

From a press release:

Artists announced for September 12-13 Grand Opening;
Clock on Broad Street starts ticking away time until doors open

RICHMOND – One-hundred and sixty-five days: The countdown is on to the Grand Opening of Richmond CenterStage, with a brand new clock on Broad Street that will tick away the moments until the September 12th grand opening of the world-class performing arts complex.

“The opening of Richmond CenterStage has been a long time coming, and the cultural impact this facility will bring to the city is within sight,” said Jim Ukrop, Chairman of the CenterStage Foundation, the fundraising arm of the performing arts center. “When CenterStage opens this year, it will become the cornerstone of this up-and-coming arts district in Virginia’s capital city.”

The Countdown Clock and signage measure 8 feet high by 16 feet long, and contain 1,280 digital LED lights. The 120-pound clock, designed by Chester-based Holiday Signs, will stand on the CenterStage construction site until the Grand Opening, 165 days from today. The clock was unveiled by school-age local performers.

Yeah, I hear a ticking sound all right. But it’s not a clock.

UPDATE: Several readers have contacted us with questions about all of this. No, the above is NOT an April Fool’s Joke. As much as it might read like one.

Today’s Richmond Times-Dispatch reveals even more absurdity. The paper reports that CenterStage planners and municipal enablers were comparing downtown Richmond to “Beirut” at their sparsely-attended publicity event yesterday — um, no, actually it’s “Bosnia,” folks — while admitting in public that this is not an arts-first endeavor but a bald-faced attempt by corporate bigwigs to spruce up both their downtown real estate and previous taxpayer-supporting boondoggles they’ve championed.

And — how typical for these dudes — they still don’t get it that the downtown arts community is doing pretty good without their arts center. In fact, they seem to think that an arts center that hasn’t even opened yet (a project that has wasted $11 million in public money on nothing but empty promises) is somehow responsible for the success of Curated Culture’s “First Friday” artwalk — a grassroots arts endeavor which was started eight years ago.

O-o-o-kay!

As for their reference points…

The reformed Lebanese capital of Beirut has had its share of awful times, but today it is actually considered a worldwide destination for the arts and nightlife, and was just named to the top of the list of the world’s “Best Places to Visit” by the New York Times. If you’ll recall, the last time the Times wrote about Richmond, it was to tell the outside world that River City had a crazy mayor and a dysfunctional government.

Yep, those in charge of hyping Richmond’s ongoing “Bridge to Nowhere” have clearly disengaged themselves from reality. In today’s RTD article, CenterStage chairman Jim Ukrop is also quoted telling reporters that this arts center project is one of the reasons why Richmond has a new Federal Courthouse.

I don’t suppose any of the reporters on hand were able to ask followup questions. Someone needed to inform Mr. Ukrop that the Federal Courthouse opened last year. Meanwhile, when it comes to an arts center, all we’ve gotten so far is a Digital time ticker… and not-so-fond memories of a $21 million hole in the ground.

Historical revisionism? Try HYSTERICAL revisionism. And you are paying for it.

Help Wanted For Boondoggle

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

CURRENTLY SEEKING:

An Executive Director who can tell the difference between this…

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… and this:

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When it comes to Richmond’s own “Bridge to Nowhere,” Save Richmond has earned the right many times over to say it.

We told you so.

Amy Biegelsen’s update on the CenterStage boondoggle in the latest Style Weekly should be a sobering wake up call to all arts center apologists and enablers who think that the Titanic has finally up-ended itself and is smoothly sailing along. Emphasis mine:

The [Centerstage] foundation’s fundraising efforts are critical to local arts groups that hope the money will offset rental costs for those performing in the city-owned facility that’s been financed, in part, by a $25 million investment from the city and millions more in state and federal tax credits.

It’s unclear what donations will total for the fiscal year ending in June, but the foundation raised $2 million in private money in fiscal 2008 compared with nearly $20 million in 2007.

Read that last part again, and then consider this: When private donations are down, that means more public money must be introduced to offset the difference.

And City Council, in all of its wisdom, recently took away all of the safeguards and protections that would have forbidden the Foundation from asking for more public money. Because that’s just the kind of thing city politicians do for their richest friends.

Um, anyone over in Shockoe taking any notes on this? This arts center thing was originally supposed to be “privately financed” too, with only a little “seed money” from taxpayers (and here’s a fun fact that will make you scratch your head: The foundation’s plan has never been submitted to a single independent feasibility study during any of its many incarnations).

But don’t think for a moment that anyone associated with the project is panicking or getting a sense of urgency or anything. Quite the contrary:

Next week the CenterStage Foundation, the facility’s nonprofit fundraising arm, hits the one-year mark for running without an executive director.

“We’ve begun the process and hope to have that person on board before the end of September,” says Jay Smith, a spokesman for CenterStage. He says the foundation is not yet actively hiring because its members haven’t settled on “the skill set, expertise and experience that we want this person to have.”

Well, we sure know the “skill set” that they’ve employed up until now.

Any CenterStage Executive Director job listing would have to look something like…

FULL TIME EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR WANTED

The CenterStage Foundation is seeking a full-time Executive Director of its long-running, publicly-funded boondoggle. This person will be responsible for leading and directing staff in the attainment of excuses toward not meeting stated fundraising goals, and will spearhead efforts to find the lost “reams of evidence” that support the economic viability of the project (we think they fell behind the filing cabinet). Experience in highly creative accounting practices is a must. In addition, the director will train, develop, motivate and evaluate a team of fundraisers to put the squeeze on public officials (in the city of Richmond only, counties are strictly optional) in order to receive unlimited public funding for the next 99 years with little or no taxpayer oversight.

The successful candidate must have the unique ability to ghost-write reports for local politicians and then, somehow, to wait on pins and needles to see what those reports have determined. The successful candidate will be asked to produce and present magical marketing presentations that can turn $1 million bank balances into $68.8 million fundraising miracles. The successful candidate must be willing to pay outside consultants large sums of money to come up with recycled and shopworn ideas culled from neighboring cities. This chosen director must also be ready to award no-bid contracts to out-of-town management firms with little or no experience in running top-notch performing arts centers.

Excellent verbal and written communication skills are required — the ability to utilize words like “Fun” and “Wow” are a must. Are you able to churn out catchy catchphrases like “Smokescreen of Semanics”? Can you, with a straight face, blame private fundraising shortfalls on external factors such as a.) The previous economy b.) Summertime c.) “Irresponsible bloggers” and/or d.) The current economy? Well, if so, you may be the Executive Director For us (If, in the past, you have assisted in the dismantling of long-running area arts institutions, this would also be a big plus).

A corporate pedigree with absolutely NO practical or creative experience in the performing arts is required.

Salary: Candidate must be willing to make do with either $175K a year, or $275K a year, plus benefits, depending on which news service is asking the questions (salmon polo shirts are optional). You must also be willing to say, with a straight face, that your salary does not come from public money and then feign surprise when it is discovered that it does.

If you take the job and don’t like it after a few months, feel free to quit and become one of our many highly-paid consultants!

Interested candidates with the proper “skill set, expertise and experience” should take their cover letter, resume and salary requirements and burn them. They should then dig a hole and put their burned material in the hole. Candidates should then bury their burned material and go immediately over to the National and catch the great Neko Case on April 6.

Seriously, VAPAF’ers — take your sweet time hiring just that “right” person.

After years of broken promises, $21 million down the tubes, and private fundraising currently down to its previous dismal levels of achievement, I can’t think of a single reason why instilling public confidence, and installing accountable leadership, should be a high priority for you right now.

No, wait… I can think of two million reasons why.

Eric Cantor: What Are You Thinking?

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Thomas Friedman says a mouthful about Virginia’s embarrassing 7th district representative in his latest column for the New York Times:

I saw Eric Cantor, a Republican House leader, on CNBC the other day, and the entire interview consisted of him trying to exploit the A.I.G. situation for partisan gain without one constructive thought. I just kept staring at him and thinking: “Do you not have kids? Do you not have a pension that you’re worried about? Do you live in some gated community where all the banks will be O.K., even if our biggest banks go under? Do you think your party automatically wins if the country loses? What are you thinking?”

Good questions. Here’s another one: What were we thinking by electing him?