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Exit Stage Right

Sunday, August 16th, 2009

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Previously unpublished photograph of the original SAVE RICHMOND staff. From left to right: Andrew Beaujon, “Eagle Eyes” and Don Harrison. Not pictured and probably hiding: Ewa Beaujon.

Don here. I sat down to write a teary-eyed goodbye and to say how much I’m going to miss everybody and how it was the end of an era and that times are changing and the cow jumped over the moon… blah blah blah.

And then I realized that I’m not really going anywhere.

At any rate, it’s all true. Your humble narrator has accepted a position at Style Weekly — I’m the new Arts and Culture Editor. But it’s not all a kick and a gas. I have to give up posting here at Save Richmond.

That doesn’t mean SR is going away. This web address will live on. “Eagle Eyes” will continue to post here, and bring you his tenaciously-researched overview of Metro Richmond. Yes, he is a skeleton in a top hat (see photo above) but don’t let that shake you.

And, obviously, I’m not going to go away either. I have to assume that, if you read Save Richmond, you also read Style Weekly. If not, get thee to a big newsbox adorned with an S immediately! Or click on this spot right here. Save Richmond has been linking to Style’s excellent arts and news coverage, and discussing their reporting, for years. Now I get to work with these talented people. How cool is that?

A couple of weeks ago, when we celebrated our sixth anniversary, I explained that Save Richmond didn’t start out as a blog. And it would never have been one without the seminal snark of Andrew Beaujon and the early support of his wife Ewa Beaujon. Save Richmond has also been enhanced by the savvy financial forensics work of “Eagle Eyes” — that kid’s a keeper. Basically, all I’ve been trying to do here is to keep up with those folks.

Damn. Now I’m getting teary eyed.

(But I’m cheered by the news that I’m getting my Christmas present early this year. That’s a hint, by the way.)

Thanks everyone. See you at Style.

The Answers From CenterStage

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

Don here. When Eagle Eyes and I submitted our “Twenty Questions” to CenterStage earlier in the summer, I thought we were being very easy on them.

We didn’t ask about an artists endowment — there isn’t one — or the rumors that ticket sales for the CenterStage grand opening weekend have been slow. And we didn’t ask why there is so little of substance announced on the initial event schedule (BTW: Bringing in The Oak Ridge Boys is actually a good idea. In the context of a full and diverse schedule of events, that is. So where’s the rest? Or is this it?)

We didn’t ask about the parking situation, although there seems to be some problems there too. And we didn’t press too hard on how the Foundation intends to respect the history (ahem!) of the historic Richmond theatres they’ve been handed the keys to, and given considerable public subsidy to oversee and to safeguard. Perhaps, in light of recent events, we should have.

[Incidentally, it's always worth reminding people that this project is, was and will be funded by public tax dollars. So anyone who tries to tell you that CenterStage, or RPAC, or VAPAF — whatever you want to call them — should be able to do with its "history" what it wants — like a private company reworking a new sales brochure — has an awfully broad and somewhat shitty view of both history and what it means to be a leader in the public trust.]

No, we didn’t press Jeff and Jay at Capital Results PR (who officially handled our inquiries about the project — thanks guys!) about such things as the lack of an artistic director — we assumed there would be one. After all, wasn’t there a guy named Joel Katz? And didn’t he run the Carpenter Center successfully for ten years with very little city subsidy? He was fired for truth-telling too.

Why does having an artistic director — a “vision” — matter? Let’s take a look at a reputable arts venue named CenterStage — Baltimore’s CenterStage — which does not take city tax dollars and is overseen by a staff that includes a seasoned artistic director. If you want a good example closer to home, take a look at the diverse international arts programs that the director of The American Theatre in Hampton, Michael Curry, brings to Tidewater each season in a former second-run movie house (click here for the 2009-10 schedule).

Gee, let’s get even closer than that. Think of Kathy Panoff and what she accomplished in building UR’s Modlin Center.

Make no mistake, folks. This stuff matters. You can’t pass your programming and your artistic direction off to a hockey arena promoter (in this case, SMG) and expect to have a “world class performing arts center.” It just doesn’t compute.

Anyway, we promised the boys at Capital Results that we would print their official answers “as is” with a very minimum of linking and editorializing. But forgive us for pointing out facts when the answers fail to do so, and please allow us the opportunity to tell you why some of these questions might just be a wee bit important, and especially to those people who say they support this thing and want it to work.

There was also one “followup” question that we are still a little unclear about.

But you’ll read all about it… as you wade through…

[Cue trumpets, or "Elvira" — your pick]

The Answers From CenterStage.

And for those of you coming in late to the CenterStage / Virginia Performing Arts Center story, feel free to plunder our archives. And start asking your own questions. After all, you are paying for this particular “serious fun,” whether you like it or not.

Door Hangings vs. Reality

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Thinking about thinking about changing. That’s Richmond.

How many years have we been talking about the Richmond school administration’s wasteful and potentially corrupt procurement division? It’s been compared to everything from a cesspool to a black hole. Now another audit, this one conducted by the school board’s own auditor, confirms (one more time) the waste and abuse by the department, and the serious lack of oversight by high-ranking school officials.

In short, if this is a “re-do,” it looks like Richmond Public Schools has failed the test again.

If you’ll recall, “Auditors were denied access to detailed procurement records” during a 2007 investigation of the schools. Despite the in-house stonewalling, the final version of this report by the City Auditor detailed a system where fund allocation was largely unsupervised (that’s your money, by the way). It also made numerous recommendations for change.

More than a year later, after much teeth-mashing, the city finally released a full audit of the Procurement and Accounts Payable division. As was predicted by many, the April 2008 report uncovered a host of irregularities and outright scandals.

First of all, the auditor was kind enough to explain why examining and closely monitoring school procurement practices is necessary:

Traditionally, procurement and accounts payable functions are targets for fraudulent activities. According to the Association of Fraud Examiners, 71.4% of the total number of instances of occupational fraud committed involved billing, expense reimbursement, check tampering and wire transfer frauds.

Looking at the school’s procurement policies and performance, the report found:

- The internal controls for following procedure and ensuring lawful practices in the procurement and accounts payable processes were “significantly weak.”

- There were “significant non-compliance with RPS policies and the Virginia Public Procurement Act provisions.”

- School officials paid $18 million for purchase orders that were not authorized.

- Richmond Public Schools buys more textbooks than it has students [this will be news to teachers in several city schools who complain about not having enough books to go around]. Moreover, RPS has higher textbook costs per student than localities with more students, such as Henrico. It also has no record of what is done with used textbooks, who sells them and for how much.

- The RPS staff may have skirted regulations for emergency and single-source purchases. Moreover, the School Board’s approvals for most of the emergency purchases were not obtained as required by the School Board bylaws.

- Looking at 52 competitively bid purchases, 96 percent did not comply with such requirements as documenting bids. The purchases were for more than $1 million.

- School officials awarded a $104,000 contract to a firm barred from doing business with the federal and state governments because of unethical business practices.

- Two RPS employees were related to contractors who provided services to RPS. One was a purchasing officer responsible for construction procurement. The Auditor’s office identified that “one of the construction firms utilized by RPS is owned by a family member of this purchasing officer. And a Plant Services employee’s immediate family member performed construction services for RPS. This is of concern since construction projects are handled by Plant Services. During the audit scope, both contractors received a combined total of approximately $357,000 from RPS.”

- “On at least two occasions, staff members were instructed to backdate contracts.”

- RPS has no little control over its vendor data input. “Staff could add, change and delete vendors without any supporting documentation.”

- There were approx. 300 vendors that had duplicate names in the RPS database. Little wonder that Dalal and his staff found duplicate payments on 59 invoices totaling $121,073.

- RPS balances its bank account haphazardly. “Basically, RPS personnel reconcile the bank balance with outstanding checks and relevant adjustments. This means that, as long as the list of outstanding checks reconciles with the bank balance, any errors in the general ledger balance will not be detected by this process.”

- There was no proper documentation concerning expenses charged to credit cards issued to RPS management and former School Board members. “The charges on two former School Board members’ credit cards included the following: $485 in gasoline purchases in the Richmond area with no receipts or explanations. The business purpose of these charges is unknown… $10 for one on-line charge to an inappropriate website…. $175 for a Western Union money order. The payee and the reason for issuing the money order are not known.”

- Two interactive, computerized classroom projection systems are missing. These cost a total of $7,000.

There’s more, a lot more. This devastating report, which came complete with detailed recommendations for improving the department, should have been enough to get the school administration cracking down on their procurement policies immediately.

But, no, Richmond schools had to wait one more year, and endure one more embarrassing procurement scandal — a $291,000 school elevator job awarded without proper bidding— before the school board began its own audit of the school’s accounts payable division.

In other words, RPS began thinking about thinking about doing something.

Now this latest study has arrived. And surprise, surprise… there are problems within RPS’ Accounts Payable and Procurement Department!

From the Times-Dispatch:

The Richmond school system’s payroll department is overstaffed but has been unable to detect overpayments, accurately track time off or collect money it is owed by employees, according to a report released yesterday by the schools’ internal auditor.

In addition, an audit of the system’s human resources department, also released yesterday, showed a department operating on the fringe, with out-of-date policies and procedures and ineffective management. Neither department has seen updated guidelines since the mid-1990s.

“We have a lot of concerns with policies and procedures,” internal auditor Debora R. Johns told the School Board’s Audit Committee.

Her review of payroll information, covering the period from July 1, 2006, to May 31 of this year found a number of problems, including:

* Overpayments to 19 employees, totaling $50,356.96. The biggest was $10,050 to an employee who was paid while on education leave. While that employee has agreed to repay the money — in $50 increments over 201 pay periods — four other employees may have gotten away with keeping $1,710.64 in overpayments, according to the report.

* Employees taking off time but not recording it, leaving time off on the books that had been used. There were also problems with the awarding, tracking and use of compensatory time off, with no single way of recording such time.

* Sloppy record-keeping. A spot review of 30 employee files became a review of 29 files when one employee’s file couldn’t be found. Of those files in place, all were missing certain forms, including copies of photo identification, Social Security cards and internal paperwork used to prove job status.

“It’s deja vu all over again,” as Yogi Berra might say.

So what is RPS’ response to this latest latest audit? Immediate adoption of the report’s recommendations? A tearful mea culpa for ignoring the last audit’s recommendations (and the one before that)? A pledge to begin a campaign of no-excuse housecleaning? A concentrated bout of unequivocal fat-trimming?

Girlfriend, please. [Emphasis mine]:

“This is the cumulative effect of long-term problems,” said Superintendent Yvonne W. Brandon. “These are bigger issues than any one person.”

The payroll department has nine employees, and the audit recommended eliminating two positions. While Brandon agreed with most of Johns’ findings, she balked at the idea of cutting two of the payroll employees.

She did, however, agree to an aggressive time frame for correcting the problems, with a September target for fixing many of the problems. “We can’t afford to wait,” she said. “Even if we don’t hit the target on all of them, we can’t wait to start.

“I welcome audits. They help us identify strategies toward improving.”

Uh-huh.

I’m happy to hear that there will be “aggressive” action taken. Problem is: RPS has “waited to start” for years. They have disregarded and thrown excuses at previous studies that either hinted at, or pointed directly to, the same kind of findings. Now, as she “welcomes” the latest findings, the superintendent of schools is appearing to resist common sense remedies that would help to improve and streamline the department.

See you in September, as they say.

Let’s not kid ourselves about the message that all of this sends. These latest revelations (and the superintendent’s less-than-definitive response to them) will resonate with area parents more than any glossy door hanging or slick advertising slogan. Yeah, it’s all well and good to initiate expensive public relations campaigns designed to convince people that everything is OK at Richmond Public Schools. But wouldn’t it have been more beneficial and honest to work on the reality first?

This latest audit of RPS is scandalous stuff, sure. But it is hardly surprising and it’s certainly not breaking news.

Quick Thoughts

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

Mark Holmberg at Channel 6 weighs in on the city government’s ongoing war with the grassroots music and art community. Save Richmond has had disagreements with Mark in the past, but on this one, all we can say is: “Go Slim Go!”

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There are philanthropists who give money to things and then there are genuine community heroes. Retired real estate developer W.E. Singleton, a huge fan of Richmond’s underappreciated Parks and Recreation Department, has offered to pay for the restoration of the burned playground at George Mason Elementary all by himself. We salute you, Mr. Singleton. If we had ten more like you around here, Richmond might actually be going somewhere.

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Councilwoman Ellen Robertson’s “standards” never cease to amaze. We’ll just leave it at that.

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The emails are still coming in to SR H.Q. about this. We can’t explain it, except to say that it is further evidence of the impending apocalypse. For the record, “Eagle Eyes,” who wrote the cited Save Richmond post, had this to say: “I guess it is just cranks that read our site.”

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I hope all of you who came out to Broad Appétit on Sunday had a great time stuffing your faces. I know I did. And I hope everyone enjoyed those CenterStage hand fans that were being passed out. Just to remind: Three months away from its grand “gala” — on September 11th!! — the performing arts center still doesn’t have an artistic director, or a complete calendar of events. What has been announced on the schedule are programs that would have played the Modlin Center For the Arts if there had been no Centerstage. (Think about that for a minute). So enjoy those fans, folks — they may be the only windfall that Richmonders ever get out of the city’s ongoing boondoggle.

The Whole Damn Combo Meal

Saturday, May 16th, 2009

Today, I like Paul Goldman more than ever… but I will never understand him.

L. Douglas Wilder’s former policy analyst, a perennial office seeker, is certainly unpredictable. Just when you think you’ve got Paul pegged as an opportunist/dreamer/kingmaker/crank/visionary (take your pick), he adds a new wrinkle to your impression of him.

Today, in a blog post (with a headline that is only slightly less funny than “SaveRichmond.com Editor Up In Arms Over His Chicken Alfredo”), he takes me to the woodshed over Save Richmond’s recent letter to his friend, Mayor Dwight Jones.

Say what you want about Paul — he’s a loyal dude and protective of his political friends. His formerly-estranged pal Jones was being “attacked” by some whiner with a website and Goldman instinctively rode off to the rescue. (It should be noted that Paul and I are also friendly acquaintances — and none of this is personal.)

Paul’s knee-jerk defense of Mayor Jones is admirable stuff considering that the underlying viewpoint of today’s blog post— that Richmond needs a weak mayor who simply “goes along” with city council — runs counter to just about everything that Goldman has worked and argued for since he gathered the signatures that ultimately led to Richmond’s “strong mayor” initiative getting on the ballot. It is noteworthy that 80% of Richmond voters voted yes to that particular proposition, and it is also worth a reminder that our current mayor only just managed to squeak out a victory in last November’s election.

Most folks got the point of the satirical letter we wrote to Dwight Jones, and we have to assume that Paul did as well: Richmond’s new Mayor Jones is being anything but a strong mayor. He, in fact, seems to be taking us back to the days when “going along” and political patronage and sweetheart backroom deals were the business models of choice for City Hall.

Even if we factor in Doug Wilder’s rocky and imperious rule, is there anyone out there (Paul included) who is ready to make the argument that Richmond was better off under the old system?

A 2005 article in Virginia Business described how that kind of “cooperative” system worked out for Richmond:

Between 1999 and 2004, three council members were packed off to federal prison. They include Councilman and former Mayor Leonidas B. Young, who pleaded guilty to fraud, obstruction of justice and tax evasion in 1999; Councilman Sa’ad Al-Amin, who was found guilty of several felony tax-related charges; and Councilwoman Gwen C. Hedge-peth, who was found guilty by a federal jury of three bribery charges and one count of lying to the FBI, all felonies. Moreover, federal probes into city financing uncovered graft that resulted in convictions of three other city officials. In one case, an assistant in the city manager’s office managed to steal a million dollars from the city.

Is Paul advocating a return to those good ol’ days?

If not, I have to throw Goldman’s favorite rhetorical catchphrase back at him: Where’s the beef?

Today’s Paul Goldman wonders why details matter — and asks why calling out the council and mayor on their respective budgets is so important.

But, once, there was another Paul Goldman, who said this on the campaign trail last year:


“The failure of the Wilder-led Administration and the Pantele-led Council to be straight with the people of Richmond about their failed budget and financial policies is one thing: but the failure of the local media to understand the importance of these matters as to their impact on the next Mayor is quite another.”

And


“As I have been saying for months, Wilder’s led City Hall and Pantele’s led
City Council need to stop wasting money on the most expensive City Hall and City Council in the state, and start cutting their expenses and government expenses, big time.”

And

“The more City Hall and City Council waste in spending that we can’t afford, the more in the end they will hurt the people of Richmond, especially the most vulnerable among us.”

How odd that today’s Paul Goldman suggests that it is foolish for anyone to point out such things as city council’s $91,000 appropriation for a “Council Policy Analyst” or the increased funding for a private “Party Patrol” at the expense of police and firefighting services. Today’s Paul Goldman says it is improper to condemn the hundreds of thousands that the mayor earmarked for the Sixth Street Marketplace. Save Richmond’s letter to the mayor was actually a bit too kind — it didn’t even mention things like council’s proposal to fund another expensive study of Shockoe Bottom, a piece of bloat that would come at the same time the city would cut thousands of dollars from Parks and Recreation programs.

The Paul Goldman of Yesterday was a master at pointing out such details and speaking out on why they matter. If yesterday’s Paul Goldman were looking at these 2009-2010 budget proposals, what would he say?

Something like this?


“There is not going to be any such double or near-double digit increase to pay for the bloated and expanded permanent city government they have now created. For too long, instead of making the hard decisions needed to expand our job base and thus our revenue base, and rein in the most expensive city hall, city council and city school bureaucracy in the state, city elected leaders and their fiscal teams have been authorizing spending at a rate that the people of Richmond can not afford.”

And I can only assume that today’s Paul (can we call him the “Paul Goldman of Earth Two”?) wrote his post denouncing Save Richmond’s letter before Mayor Jones gave his “State of the City” speech on Thursday. Standing before the Richmond Chamber, Jones all but confirmed the gist of Save Richmond’s concerns. He even admitted that, um, he had no idea what the state of the city was.

“It’s hard to do when you’ve been in office just 134 days.”

In lieu of hard details, Jones instead painted himself as a “Richmond’s biggest cheerleader” and gave essentially the same booster stump speech he’s been giving to 4-H Clubs since he took office. You know the one — where cooperation is mentioned way more times than leadership.

And now people know why we asked about the balls.

Jones also told the assembled Business Community throng that the Downtown Master Plan was subject to “negotiation” — nevermind that the document has already been heavily vetted and watered down by both the city planning commission and city council. If you were looking for a sign on Thursday that our new mayor was going to press the issue of Echo Harbour, and advocate strongly in favor of Planning Director Rachel Flynn and the transparent public process that gave birth to the DMP, you searched in vain. Instead, we got statements like this:

“It’s a plan. A plan is a guide, and that means there will be some negotiation along the way… I want to find a balance between preservation and economic development.”

Cooperation or capitulation?

Either way you look at it, it is a step backward for the city. I’m glad to see that other folks out there, if not Paul, can clearly see what is happening:

This is the man who had a 45 person transition team start work in November?? It is May and he still doesn’t have a handle on the state of the city?? That is amazing. Richmond got exactly what it wanted, a milquetoast wishy washy mayor who gets along with everyone and sings the city’s praises. No progress, no vision, no sense of direction, but everyone is saying nice things about each other. This is Richmond’s future.

Ouch!

Paul Goldman is a standup guy for speaking up for his friend, the Mayor. I acknowledge his loyalty and I appreciate the kind words he extended to me in passing as he expressed his displeasure with our criticisms of Dwight Jones.

But if Paul can’t see “the beef” here, it’s because he refuses to look under the bun, the tomato, the cheese and the pickles… or even to open up the styrofoam carton. The colloquial language found in our letter to Dwight Jones may have seemed frivolous and crude, but the situation couldn’t be more serious. Richmond’s future is at stake here — our plans and what kind of leaders our citizens want and deserve.

That isn’t just a slice of beef, Paul, that is the whole damn combo meal.

‘Nuff Said

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

This one is for those who might think our letter to Mayor Dwight Jones is a little harsh.

From today’s Times-Dispatch (emphasis mine):

“We worked pretty closely with the mayor,” Councilwoman Ellen F. Robertson said. “I would be absolutely shocked if there was anything that he’d veto.”

Uh-huh.

Forget the Shockoe stadium. How about a “Public Square” on Richmond’s new “weak” mayor?

A Letter to Mayor Dwight C. Jones

Monday, May 11th, 2009

jonessealTo: The Honorable Mayor Dwight C. Jones
City Hall, Richmond, Va.

From: Save Richmond

Dear Mayor Jones:

Congratulations once again on being elected mayor of the City of Richmond.

We trust that, four months after being sworn into office, you’ve finally finished unpacking all of your boxes and have placed all the personal photos and plaques of achievement exactly where you want them. By this time, your secretary should know exactly how you like your coffee, you should have finally figured out the city computer system, and you’re well on your way to memorizing the first names of most of the people who will be working for you in your new position. We are hopeful that, with all the Human Resources stuff out of the way, you are now completely settled in with your pencil sharpened, and that you are now ready to be Richmond’s mayor.

Getting used to a new job with added responsibilities can be a real trial. So we totally understand how it is. And we aren’t pushing or anything.

But we were wondering if you had a timeline in place for when you are finally going to grow some balls?

Beyond recent forays into killing area nightlife and scaring local non-profits — small fry stuff — you’ve been a real non-factor so far. Of course, we realize that you’ve been busy cleaning up a lot of unfinished mess. But other than making citizens aware that hizzoner has added some new material, notably “Kumbaya,” to the ol’ rhetorical repertoire, you seem to be completely missing in action from the bully pulpit.

We don’t know if you’ve been reading the papers but your planning director, Rachel Flynn, is currently under attack from members of city council, who have called for her resignation. Ms. Flynn’s crime? Speaking up for the thousands of citizens who support the Downtown Master Plan, and refusing to buckle under to one particular condo developer who has heretofore gamed the system at every turn. In their version of the budget, the city council even seeks to eliminate your proposal to purchase the land that is at the heart of this dispute with Flynn — it’s a key plank of the Downtown Master Plan, a piece of public policy that you claim to support.

It’s been a week and you’ve said nothing, done nothing, about any of this. People are starting to wonder where you are. Which is why we ask about the balls.

There are a number of different ways to enter a new job, and you have elected to start quietly, some would argue meekly, in your first months. This “dip a toe in the water” method has no doubt been a cosmetic attempt to differentiate yourself from your predecessor, who seemed to employ a highly confrontational style of governance that we’ll call the “Balls-first” approach.

City Hall has indeed been a friendlier, more inviting place of late, and we can attribute at least part of this to your outreach efforts to city council, and to the school administration, and to the governments of the surrounding counties. You wouldn’t want to show your balls too early, or for no good reason, and we respect that.

But no matter what anyone thinks about the idea of “cooperation” (it’s a two-way street), or how Doug Wilder might have defined the city’s executive powers, everyone can agree that checks and balances are key in a Democracy. At times, when forced, a leader who believes in something, and enjoys the support of the people, has to employ the full legislative and persuasive powers of his office to achieve his goals — he needs to grow a set, in other words. This is not “conflict,” this is part of the job of leadership (that’s why they call it a strong mayor).

With all due respect, your 2010 budget doesn’t always lead by example. $300,000 for Sixth Street Marketplace? Are we in a time warp? And, yes, we realize that you inherited a wicked deficit, but decreasing funds for teenage pregnancy programs in a city with a teen pregnancy rate twice that of the state average makes no sense. Still, the City Council’s alternative budget is worse. While it is heartening to see that you and our citizen legislators can agree on so much — and are discovering new and exciting ways to team up on others — there are a number of things in council’s version of reality that an unemasculated mayor would quickly challenge.

For example, our city council proposes increased funding for the Fan District Association’s “Party Patrol” — which proactively attempts to shut down parties in the Fan area. At the same time that it would fund these weekend snoopers, the council has joined you in calling for a staffing freeze for firefighters, and a decrease in the police budget.

You know where we’re going with this, Mr. Mayor. Would the city really increase the funding of a privately-run, constitutionally-challenged “patrol”… and at the same time reduce the resources of the city departments that would be forced to respond to it? That’s nuts.

If council has its way over your budget, $29,970 will go to the city attorney’s “continuing education.” Anyone who has followed his recent decisions can understand why the CA would need more schoolin’. You can even pinpoint exactly where he needs to do serious remedial work — in the areas of conflict of interest law. But why city taxpayers should have to pay for the council’s lawyer to keep up with the law is another question.

At the same time the council proposes this, it would cut (from your budget, Mr. Mayor) $274,087 in after-school programs for area schoolchildren and $10,000 from Adult Day Care services. It would take away bus discounts for seniors and it would decrease funds for both affordable housing and building conservation.

With all of these proposed cuts, you would think that city council would be ready to tighten its own belt and eat smaller portions. Right, Mr. Mayor?

You must not have met our city council. “We’ve got a lot of things we need to fund that take priority over more parkland,” Council president Kathy Graziano has said. I guess she means the $91,202 that she slotted in for a “City Council Policy Analyst,” an expenditure that all but loudly exclaims, “Boy do we have some balls!!” An unneutered mayor would halt that crap dead in its tracks.

These councilpeople do one thing very well — they reward the business community. In their budget, they propose giving $70,000 more to various business co-ops who have now bandied together as an “Economic Development Consortium.” The EDC is a varied crew of organizations — everything from Sportsbackers to Venture Richmond — many of them highly worthy, some of them with mixed records of achievement. We can tell you from personal experience that, for a coalition that is supposed to spur area commerce, this is not a group that folks at City Hall are very eager to publicize or to talk about. That’s very curious. Wouldn’t a mayor with some cajones at least ask to see results before further funding some of these groups? Wouldn’t he make sure that the public knows exactly what this “EDC” is and what groups are being funded before he allows council to throw any extra money at them?

We know that you want to be a positive guy and make your new friends on council happy — you just learned “Kumbaya” and everything. Believe it or not, there is a middle ground between the “going along” we’ve seen from City Hall in the past — indicted councilpeople, et al. — and the contentious feuding of the Wilder era.

Mayor Jones, it is up to you to find this middle ground.

But in order to do that, you will need to grow some balls. And soon.

Might we suggest sending a sharply-worded message to interested city council members that reafirms your strong support for the Downtown Master Plan? You can doodle a smiley face at the bottom of the press release if you want.

How about mounting a serious and aggressive stand against the Echo Harbor development during budget negotiations? You can do that while flashing a warm smile, can’t you?

And how about standing up for Rachel Flynn in your forthcoming State of the City address, and loudly announcing that she will remain as city planner until the end of your term? That would be a strong signal that you aren’t just some kind of grinning infomercial host — you’re the damn mayor!

No, Richmond didn’t want another L. Douglas Wilder. But we didn’t want another Rudy McCollum either.

We trust you feel comfy in your new plush office chair, and that you like the way the Key to the City feels in your hand, but it’s time for you to step up and be a leader.

For the sake of our city, it is now time for you to grow some balls.

Sincerely and respectfully yours,

The folks at S.R.

Tick… Tick… Tick…

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

safety-last

Who cares if private fundraising is way, way, way down… ?

and why worry that the place won’t have an executive director until after it opens… ?

and why should local arts groups be concerned about where their promised arts endowment is… ?

Just relax.

The publicity stunt is here.

From a press release:

Artists announced for September 12-13 Grand Opening;
Clock on Broad Street starts ticking away time until doors open

RICHMOND – One-hundred and sixty-five days: The countdown is on to the Grand Opening of Richmond CenterStage, with a brand new clock on Broad Street that will tick away the moments until the September 12th grand opening of the world-class performing arts complex.

“The opening of Richmond CenterStage has been a long time coming, and the cultural impact this facility will bring to the city is within sight,” said Jim Ukrop, Chairman of the CenterStage Foundation, the fundraising arm of the performing arts center. “When CenterStage opens this year, it will become the cornerstone of this up-and-coming arts district in Virginia’s capital city.”

The Countdown Clock and signage measure 8 feet high by 16 feet long, and contain 1,280 digital LED lights. The 120-pound clock, designed by Chester-based Holiday Signs, will stand on the CenterStage construction site until the Grand Opening, 165 days from today. The clock was unveiled by school-age local performers.

Yeah, I hear a ticking sound all right. But it’s not a clock.

UPDATE: Several readers have contacted us with questions about all of this. No, the above is NOT an April Fool’s Joke. As much as it might read like one.

Today’s Richmond Times-Dispatch reveals even more absurdity. The paper reports that CenterStage planners and municipal enablers were comparing downtown Richmond to “Beirut” at their sparsely-attended publicity event yesterday — um, no, actually it’s “Bosnia,” folks — while admitting in public that this is not an arts-first endeavor but a bald-faced attempt by corporate bigwigs to spruce up both their downtown real estate and previous taxpayer-supporting boondoggles they’ve championed.

And — how typical for these dudes — they still don’t get it that the downtown arts community is doing pretty good without their arts center. In fact, they seem to think that an arts center that hasn’t even opened yet (a project that has wasted $11 million in public money on nothing but empty promises) is somehow responsible for the success of Curated Culture’s “First Friday” artwalk — a grassroots arts endeavor which was started eight years ago.

O-o-o-kay!

As for their reference points…

The reformed Lebanese capital of Beirut has had its share of awful times, but today it is actually considered a worldwide destination for the arts and nightlife, and was just named to the top of the list of the world’s “Best Places to Visit” by the New York Times. If you’ll recall, the last time the Times wrote about Richmond, it was to tell the outside world that River City had a crazy mayor and a dysfunctional government.

Yep, those in charge of hyping Richmond’s ongoing “Bridge to Nowhere” have clearly disengaged themselves from reality. In today’s RTD article, CenterStage chairman Jim Ukrop is also quoted telling reporters that this arts center project is one of the reasons why Richmond has a new Federal Courthouse.

I don’t suppose any of the reporters on hand were able to ask followup questions. Someone needed to inform Mr. Ukrop that the Federal Courthouse opened last year. Meanwhile, when it comes to an arts center, all we’ve gotten so far is a Digital time ticker… and not-so-fond memories of a $21 million hole in the ground.

Historical revisionism? Try HYSTERICAL revisionism. And you are paying for it.

Help Wanted For Boondoggle

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

CURRENTLY SEEKING:

An Executive Director who can tell the difference between this…

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… and this:

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When it comes to Richmond’s own “Bridge to Nowhere,” Save Richmond has earned the right many times over to say it.

We told you so.

Amy Biegelsen’s update on the CenterStage boondoggle in the latest Style Weekly should be a sobering wake up call to all arts center apologists and enablers who think that the Titanic has finally up-ended itself and is smoothly sailing along. Emphasis mine:

The [Centerstage] foundation’s fundraising efforts are critical to local arts groups that hope the money will offset rental costs for those performing in the city-owned facility that’s been financed, in part, by a $25 million investment from the city and millions more in state and federal tax credits.

It’s unclear what donations will total for the fiscal year ending in June, but the foundation raised $2 million in private money in fiscal 2008 compared with nearly $20 million in 2007.

Read that last part again, and then consider this: When private donations are down, that means more public money must be introduced to offset the difference.

And City Council, in all of its wisdom, recently took away all of the safeguards and protections that would have forbidden the Foundation from asking for more public money. Because that’s just the kind of thing city politicians do for their richest friends.

Um, anyone over in Shockoe taking any notes on this? This arts center thing was originally supposed to be “privately financed” too, with only a little “seed money” from taxpayers (and here’s a fun fact that will make you scratch your head: The foundation’s plan has never been submitted to a single independent feasibility study during any of its many incarnations).

But don’t think for a moment that anyone associated with the project is panicking or getting a sense of urgency or anything. Quite the contrary:

Next week the CenterStage Foundation, the facility’s nonprofit fundraising arm, hits the one-year mark for running without an executive director.

“We’ve begun the process and hope to have that person on board before the end of September,” says Jay Smith, a spokesman for CenterStage. He says the foundation is not yet actively hiring because its members haven’t settled on “the skill set, expertise and experience that we want this person to have.”

Well, we sure know the “skill set” that they’ve employed up until now.

Any CenterStage Executive Director job listing would have to look something like…

FULL TIME EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR WANTED

The CenterStage Foundation is seeking a full-time Executive Director of its long-running, publicly-funded boondoggle. This person will be responsible for leading and directing staff in the attainment of excuses toward not meeting stated fundraising goals, and will spearhead efforts to find the lost “reams of evidence” that support the economic viability of the project (we think they fell behind the filing cabinet). Experience in highly creative accounting practices is a must. In addition, the director will train, develop, motivate and evaluate a team of fundraisers to put the squeeze on public officials (in the city of Richmond only, counties are strictly optional) in order to receive unlimited public funding for the next 99 years with little or no taxpayer oversight.

The successful candidate must have the unique ability to ghost-write reports for local politicians and then, somehow, to wait on pins and needles to see what those reports have determined. The successful candidate will be asked to produce and present magical marketing presentations that can turn $1 million bank balances into $68.8 million fundraising miracles. The successful candidate must be willing to pay outside consultants large sums of money to come up with recycled and shopworn ideas culled from neighboring cities. This chosen director must also be ready to award no-bid contracts to out-of-town management firms with little or no experience in running top-notch performing arts centers.

Excellent verbal and written communication skills are required — the ability to utilize words like “Fun” and “Wow” are a must. Are you able to churn out catchy catchphrases like “Smokescreen of Semanics”? Can you, with a straight face, blame private fundraising shortfalls on external factors such as a.) The previous economy b.) Summertime c.) “Irresponsible bloggers” and/or d.) The current economy? Well, if so, you may be the Executive Director For us (If, in the past, you have assisted in the dismantling of long-running area arts institutions, this would also be a big plus).

A corporate pedigree with absolutely NO practical or creative experience in the performing arts is required.

Salary: Candidate must be willing to make do with either $175K a year, or $275K a year, plus benefits, depending on which news service is asking the questions (salmon polo shirts are optional). You must also be willing to say, with a straight face, that your salary does not come from public money and then feign surprise when it is discovered that it does.

If you take the job and don’t like it after a few months, feel free to quit and become one of our many highly-paid consultants!

Interested candidates with the proper “skill set, expertise and experience” should take their cover letter, resume and salary requirements and burn them. They should then dig a hole and put their burned material in the hole. Candidates should then bury their burned material and go immediately over to the National and catch the great Neko Case on April 6.

Seriously, VAPAF’ers — take your sweet time hiring just that “right” person.

After years of broken promises, $21 million down the tubes, and private fundraising currently down to its previous dismal levels of achievement, I can’t think of a single reason why instilling public confidence, and installing accountable leadership, should be a high priority for you right now.

No, wait… I can think of two million reasons why.

Call To Arts

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

The much-anticipated Richmond Region Cultural Action Plan has finally been released in full. This “call to action” — sponsored by the area’s arts organizations — is the product of more than a year of independent research, surveys, community meetings and interviews.

In this week’s Style Weekly, I contributed a “Back Page” essay on the proposal, “Call to Arts.” It begins:

The key components of a new and ambitious study on Richmond’s arts and culture were released to news media last week. And, so far, this Regional Cultural Action Plan has failed to garner much audience interest. Instead of the future of the Richmond Symphony, or a discussion on the popularity of the local theater scene, the blogosphere is awash in other cultural discussions over issues such as a possible Shockoe baseball stadium or whether the contemporary rock venue Toad’s Place will ever reopen.

Clearly, relevance is one of the challenges before the region’s premier arts organizations.

But this new study, a 111-page document facilitated by the California-based consulting firm WolfBrown, is worthy of attention. The most revolutionary aspect of the plan is that it was produced by the arts community itself — not a sector known for speaking out, especially with a shared sense of self.

Click here to read “Call To Arts” in its entirety.

… and you can download a copy of the Regional Cultural Action Plan by clicking right here.

To read more about the plan, click here and go to the Cultural Plan’s local blogspot.

To view installments of Save Richmond’s “Richmond Arts Flashback” — a series inspired by the long-simmering action plan — click right here.

Richmond School Board Muzzles Itself

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

Talk about being tone deaf!

At last night’s Richmond School Board meeting, citizens learned that three months was simply not enough time for the new school administration to produce a line-item budget.

But this may be the last thing that area parents and taxpayers are allowed to officially “learn” from our elected school board.

Yes, as hard as it is to believe, the board also voted in favor of a new, so-called “Communications Protocol” — anyone else would call it a gag order — that will govern the board’s future relations with the new schools administration, and itself.

You can read a summary here . Among the main planks of this new “protocol,” you’ll find this:

[School board reps will] maintain fidelity to your fellow board members, your board policies and governance team standards when communicating with the media.

In other words, board members are heretofore forbidden to speak to the press and to inform the public about matters that the school superintendent and fellow board members would declare to be inconvenient.

[Boy, former board rep and all-around firebrand Carol Wolf really spooked those folks, didn't she? She has a brand new blog — bookmark it here — and I bet we'll hear plenty from her about this particular bit of business.]

But here is what puzzles me: I thought that the Richmond School Board represented us, the people; I had no idea that a board member’s job was all about making the superintendent’s job easier or shielding her from bad news or breaking stories… or even to mollify other board members. With this new policy, the school board seems to be confirming that it exists only to parrot the status quo, and that it should throw away any thoughts that whistle-blowing might actually be a good thing that helps RPS, and the children.

And are you sitting down?

Our wonderful school board passed this egregious piece of “business” during…

wait for it…

Sunshine Week.

All of this would be really, really funny if it were happening in some other city that isn’t ours. Wouldn’t it?

Watch Out For the Floating Jon Stewart Head!!

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

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Jim Cramer, the wired and manic host of CNBC’s “Mad Money,” has been taking a lot of hits lately for his less-than-stellar record of financial punditry.

It’s time to help him.

Click here and play the Jim Cramer’s Crashteroids Game, courtesy of Slate’s The Big Money blog.

Can YOU protect this irrationally-exuberant commentator from the likes of “The Daily Show” and Barron’s Magazine? Give it a try (if you can stop laughing long enough).

A big thanks to our pal Dan P. for passing this fun along.