Forget “24″ and disregard that next episode of “Lost.” If you want pathos, drama, action, suspense and audacious cliffhangers, you need to start tuning into the new season of “The Mayor and City Council.”
Plot twists? No problem.
Mayor L. Douglas Wilder says he’s ready to drop plans to build 15 schools as part of his “City of the Future” proposal because of the School Board’s reaction.
He told council members that the board has been indifferent or even hostile to his $300 million City of the Future plan, in which he proposed the new schools as well as tens of millions of dollars of work on cultural facilities and streets.
You can also learn much by watching this particular television program. For instance, I just won a dang Freedom of Information paperweight and I never knew that you could use an FOI request as a defacto telephone or fax machine (theoretically — how sweet is this? — you could order a pizza with one).
Apparantly, the mayor didn’t know this either.
Wilder told council he was upset by a Feb. 22 request by the School Board seeking all papers and communications about the City of the Future plan, a request that invoked the Virginia Freedom of Information Act.
“This is their appreciation for what we tried to do . . . working with me by filing an FOI before I could even get started,” Wilder said. “I foolishly thought this would be received with great relief in some quarters.”
[School board chairman David] Ballard said the freedom-of-information request was not intended to be hostile but simply to get information.
“FOI is now a way of life,” he said, adding that the board receives such requests all the time.
But Wilder said all the information has already been released.
So you heard it here first, inquisitive parents of Richmond schoolchildren: There’s a new way of life at K-12. If you want basic information from the Richmond School Board, forget the old way of life and try their new modern approach. If I’m interpreting the board’s new communications policy correctly, parents should NOT attempt to contact their representative board member and talk person to person about their child’s education from now on.
No, the parent should file an FOI request at the very start of the school year, as a first course of action, just in case — y’know — somebody’s bureaucratic turf is in danger of being messed with… by scary talk about new and renovated schools and…
[Wilder] told the council he was half inclined to let the School Board take him to court, where he said he would turn over the papers, wash his hands of the school construction and let school officials figure out how to build the new facilities instead.
“I’d ask you not to do that,” Council Vice President Jackie Jackson said. “I don’t want to go through it; I think it sends the wrong message.”
“It will send a message I want to send,” Wilder replied.
“Exactly,” Jackson said, as the council erupted in laughter.
Er…
Pardon me for asking, but did this whole network just jump the shark?